Bar Triathalon

So here's what you do:

1. 1 shot Jägermeister
2. 1 Irish Car Bomb
3. 1 Pint Miller Lite

You and your dumbest friends each receive the above list. You all start drinking at the same time in the above mentioned order. The last person to finish the series buys the round. Just think of it as a get retarded-o-thon.

This event is known as the Bar Triathlon. It is not for the faint at heart.

This weekend myself, Don'tworryaboutit and Dr. Warner tackled the Bar Triathlon with gusto. It might not have been so bad if we hadn't just been to a 4 beer happy hour and it was only about 7:30 PM. Needless to say, by midnight the memories began to grow dim.

Amnesia aside, I have to say I found the Bar Triathlon very enjoyable. I was able to show off my chugging prowess while getting 3 free drinks. That's a win-win in my book. If anyone out there ever wants to challenge me, feel free. Just know this: you will lose.