When most people think of the new year, they think of resolutions: changes made for the better. The new year represents a chance to start off on the right foot. It means that you have the opportunity to modify your habits for a better life.
Ass-be-clean: Where are your colon cleansing kits?
Applephiliac: Uhh... what exactly did you need that for?
Ass-be-clean: Well, you know. I just wanted to start the new year off right!
The preceding interaction did not occur in my pharmacy. It occurred in my good friend Applephiliac's pharmacy. Apparently some people think that starting off the new year correctly means anal penetration followed by a brisk rinse cycle. God Bless.
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