Happy holidays to you and yours! I hope the season finds you well, and that the past year has been a fruitful one. It has certainly been a prosperous one here at Chateaus Bitchin'. Here's a quick update on how all the housemates are doing.
Risk: Works all the time, even when at home. His wine consumption rivals the local vineyard's tasting facilities, and 3 days ago he threw up on himself on his flight home from visiting the family. Dignified!
Applephiliac: Still sleeps all the time, regardless of location. Hates work and, well, life in general. Still cruising the the black SS with the navigation, making the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream.
Don'tWorryAboutIt: Still drunk most of the time, working or not. May or may not be wearing pants. Still favoring inappropriately young women and old men. 'Works' from home every other week from the sectional, waking up whenever his work terminal beeps loud enough.
Spiffy: Working over night now, able to avoid most pharmacy patrons (score!). Interests include video games, Templeton Rye and Three Sheets reruns.
Above photographed is Bruce. He resides on the lawn beside the main entrance of the Chateaus. Originally purchased as a Halloween decoration, he is clearly a festive Christmas decoration with the addition of the traditional St. Nicholas head dress. Not only does he instill holiday spirit, he is also a clear symbol to Mormons and solicitors alike to 'stay the fuck away from this house'.
For anyone without New Years Eve plans, please proceed to the Chateaus where the beer will be flowing like wine. We will all be kicking the old year in the ass like a rented mule. Cheers!
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